Somehow, when I picture a dog stealing from a human,  this is neither the item nor the breed I have in my mind.

Let's start with this guy.  Dude, seriously.  When someone walking in your yard, just stepping on some of the residue from the crap you've stuffed your house with, gets blown up and seriously injured, I would seriously consider whether it's wise to be in that house.  I know your plan was to blow other people up, but the likelihood that the only ( Read more... )

What really is going on if you're sensitive to wine. 

1.  Did anyone read my poem?  *crickets*  I'm no Sylvia Plath, but I thought it might get some response.  It was something that my guides gave me, and wouldn't let me sleep until I had written it down.

2.  My house is much nicer with lots of new, working lights.

3.  Momma, don't let your babies grow up to be idiots.

4.  Reality triumphs over morality ( Read more... )

Cramps alter women's brain chemistry.

Golly, you think?

When a normally rational, sane woman becomes damn near homidical, then abruptly switches to despondent sobbing, from hauling heavy objects to curled up in the fetal position - that does tend to point to something making them insane in the membrane.

And, if that change in brain chemistry leads to ( Read more... )

1.  Mouth healing quickly after dropping Fosamax.  Doctor asked for new bone density scan; showed no improvement from last time.  Wants to repeat in one year, not two.  Also wants me to take the RDA of calcium in supplements, on top of any calcium I get through food, not just get the RDA from the combination of the two.  Now need to find a strong ( Read more... )

Friends are good for your health.  Well, duh.

Getting defensive makes guys feel better, gals feel worse.  Again, duh.  The more women who are comfortable with their own power, and can be assertive without the lingering worry about how they are perceived, the more this difference will fade, I think.

Okay, I knew Scots could be crazy, but really?

I wondered why I always felt I didn't have enough time for everything (and BTW, I don't - at least not for everything I've been trying to shoehorn in; better time use is needed).  Well, now I know!